Flipping Tittys

If someone is freaking out or over reacting

Jesus! Colby is flipping tittys about his gf not calling!

or slang can be
Flipping Tits

by Aron1 February 27, 2009

titty bumper

A titty bumper is someone who is afraid of all contact sports. Often used as a word to describe football players who can't block good.

Pecker Olinger: "Hit somebody out there you bunch of titty bumpers!"

Football Player: "I'm not a titty bumper, I'm just hittin' him in the tittties!"

by peckerolinger January 24, 2010

raccoon titty

A state of having undead saggy breasts.

Has she got 2 sets of kneecaps?

No, she's got a bad case of raccoon titty.

by geezerdk January 8, 2012

TITTY BASHING

When a girl with big tits smacks a guy in the head with her large mounds during sex.

When a stripper whacks her knockers on guys head during a stripping session

My head hurts Joe. That stripper gave me a good titty bashing last night.

by kidlou January 9, 2011

titty top

A titty top (also known as a bralette) is similar to a bra, but not exactly. It is a shirt but not at all a shirt. It's both but not all both.

My sister wore a titty top it might as well be a bra but not exactly.

by Bebematserdiaz June 17, 2017

switch-tittied

Originated from N64's "James Bond", after a good or "gangster" kill occurs, the victim is referred to as being "switch-tittied".

Note: Also refers to the winner of the round being blasted in the chest, point blank, with a gas powered pellet gun.

1: "You just got switch-tittied by a proxy mine"
2: "Remember when you got hella switch-tittied?
3: "You mother fucker, Im going to switch-titty you": BANG, "fuck, i just got switch-tittied"

by Okano Place December 14, 2008

On Titty Milk

Used in place of "I swear to God.." or "on my mama..", to put emphasis on a point you are trying to get across.

"On titty milk, I didn't touch your food."

by daegugod January 27, 2017