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Dict Jokes

Immature penis jokes that puns off of words that start with “dict”.
Person 1: I bet that secretary is good at dick-tation.
Person 2: That porn star was actually a good actress. She had really good dick-tion.
Person 3: A friend of mine went downtown to hire a male prostitute. I guess he wanted an Urban Dick-tionary.
Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?
by Jfman August 9, 2018
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Joke of 2020

When someone is a meme and he/she is such a joke that it last the whole year (2020)
Omg Zarni you are are such a joke. Joke of 2020 sia
by untitled_crab July 12, 2020
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Resist joke

a joke that is based off of something sexually attracting or something sexual
someone post cropped ankha porn "Resist joke"
by yng mickey October 1, 2021
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Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback
Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes
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inside joke

A joke that only a select group of people will get unless it is explained to someone else.
Guy 1: “Hey Susie! Fish without meat!” *laughs*

Guy 2: “What?”

Guy 1: “It’s an inside joke between us”
by nlolhere July 3, 2020
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