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longest island

when you combine all the leftover drinks at a bar into one big drink.
last night we went to bar and I did the legendary longest island.
by jalexcarter July 9, 2023
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Rock Island Rangler

A gay-boy, especially one in charge of rangling all the “rocks” on Last Place Island.

To use one’s hands, mouth, or other means, to finesse a hard “rock-like” object into submission.

Ranglers from Broke Back Mountain travel to Rock Island for their vacation time.
Is “Rangler” even a word? My iPhone says Rock Island Rangler is not a word and shows a red line underneath Rangler, specifically. Wrangler is a word and it’s the same tight pair of bedazzled jeans the Cock Rangler wears on his daily hunt for Rock-like objects.

John: Man.. have you seen the bum that lives on last place island? Wtf is that guy doing?

Jim: Ohh fuck yeah I have!! It’s actually pretty funny to watch, but I must say… That goat fucker knows how to Rangle the fuck out of those rocks!

The cock wrangler said, “Is this queer? Is this queer?”

Last Place Island is where the Rock Ranglers live.

Where shall the Rangler get his piercing at? His tongue? Nipples? Belly button? He wanted to choose (you guessed it) his rock, but he thought it might be “queer”…? Never forget to put the question mark. Otherwise, it’s definitely queer.

Rangler. Spell check. Dangler. Angler. Wrangler. Hmm.. nope-not a word.

There is one meaning in OED's entry for the noun rangler. See 'Meaning & use' for definition, usage, and quotation evidence. This word is now obsolete. It is last recorded around the late 1600s.
by I_pissed_my_pants_again March 14, 2024
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rhode island rider

Having sex with someone with the smallest penis ever
After five minutes of waiting for it to happen I looked up and seen him pumping away I realized it was the rhode island rider
by The racing bunch September 12, 2016
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lyle island

Prime Luxury Real Estate inside of Rosylnn C.'s head owned by Lyle, who has been living there RENT FREE for the past couple of years, and doesn't look like he is leaving anytime soon.
Good luck, and have fun in Lyle Island!
by Barangay Captain July 25, 2022
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Island Chinese

An umbrella term for South and South-East Asian peoples that look Chinese.
“Kelley? Yeah she’s one of those Island Chinese.”
Filipino?”
“Yeah, whatever.”
by thethickfreshoak April 25, 2024
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Rhode Island Neck Warmer

Is when you drunkenly get a blowjob from a hooker while visiting Rhode Island, in winter, behind the bar dumpster and midway through you vomit profusely onto his/hers neck thus warming their exposed neck. Allowing them to finish before last call
While visiting The Spider Room.
Hooker: Wanna head outside? I'll suck your cock.
Client: (just visiting)Isn't it cold out?
Hooker: I'll show you a Rhode Island Neck Warmer.
by J-hem September 25, 2020
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mamba island

The home to all crackheads and druggies mainly on mamba and spice. Located at Old Square next to the Square Peg Wetherspoons.
Somebody call a mambalence! Steve is chasing a pigeon for a pound again. All you see is these lot at mamba island.
by Cxurtgram August 19, 2021
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