Florida Meat Clown

The act of covering one's penis in make up or paint and slapping some one across the face with said penis.

Vittorio didn't have time to put on make this morning so Mike gave him a good ole fashion Florida Meat Clown.

by LemmeLickems July 3, 2015

Clown Shit Frenzy

There are underground gang members that dress as clowns and only fight other gangs that dress as clowns. In order to join one of these gangs, one must engage in a clown shit frenzy with former members of that gang.

Bill had to engage in a clown shit frenzy in order to join the Bitch Butt Kids.

by Demetrius Petitt January 23, 2015

Insane Clown Posse

Insane clown posse is a duo music group from the 80s and 90s they make pretty good music and im fine with people who listen to it i hate how people call them fags like dud just shut up and let people enjoy their music

Some asshole:InNsande Clwone Possse eIs a bunch Of FuckIwist UWujHsn
Someone who just likes dark rock: bro fuck off
And this is a insane clown posse arguement

by Cimblow September 27, 2021

cyclops meat clown

another word for cock

won't your sister be surprised when she finds out you hired a cyclops meat clown to entertain at her birthday party?

by Rod Fury May 2, 2006

Ass Clown

A person called Fan. Who Lives somewhere on the eastern hemisphere...

Silly ass clown, what are you stick up your ass this time?

by Upyourbuttanddowntohell March 14, 2005

Hung like a clown

To seemingly make sense at first but then, upon further scrutiny, to actually make no sense at all. Pure gibberish.

"Don't pay any attention to what Jimmy says; he's hung like a clown."

by Fred Funt December 8, 2021

Professional mouth clown

Another way to say someone loves to give blowjobs. They suck that dick until the head turns red like a clown nose. Clown that cock till it laughs up cum.

Yo see Larry? He's on the downlow he's a total professional mouth clown. When he was in the joint he made his whole cell blocks cocks looks like goddamn circus. Red cocks all over.

Cherry professional mouth clown my dick yo. Looks like a stoplight yo!

by Mongo Lloyd Banks December 12, 2012