Bare butt peter bumps

To slap a flaccid penis against a female and/or more than one female's ass in an attempt to get an erection.

1) Bitch was so ugly the only way to get my shit hard was to Bare butt peter bump her
2) I had dope dick so bad I used Bare butt peter bumps in an attempt to get an erection.

by Esckabar February 4, 2021

peter turtle

A Peter Turtle is the act of being so lonely that you have no choice but to sit home watch netflix and masterbate using your own tears as lubercation.

Hey Dale did you see that guy at lunch, poor fella he seems like a real Peter turtle.

by Maddog55 October 25, 2019

recruit peter

a fish in the water, very good swimmer
often mistaken for corporal edwards or lance corporal james

person 1: " wow did you see corporal edwards swim"
person 2: "that wasn't corporal edwards, that was recruit peter"

by ur.mum.bahahahhaha September 5, 2022

Peter

The name of someone who is referred to being the best or unbeaten.

Yo I heard that peter kid is so good what the fuck

by joe aaaadsdsd January 12, 2021

WILKINSON Jonathan Peter Francis

a teacher who like milk

WILKINSON Jonathan Peter Francis be chugin dat milk

by jjjjjjjjjjjjjheheheh September 12, 2023

kenzie peters

Kenzie peters is so nice! she says some of the most flabbergasting insults yet they come out sounding like complements that are so cheer-worthy!! Kenzie is the most gorgeous girl! she knows what she wants and is great at communicating! Kenzie is secure.

That girl is so pinterest-able, of course her name is Kenzie Peters!

by Higley Chick January 28, 2024

A friend of a friend is roommates with Peter

Expresses how interconnected our world is.

Gregory: "I can't believe Salvador and Danny know each other. That's so weird."

Al: "Well, you know what they say. A friend of a friend is roommates with Peter."

by Howlingcaliper June 17, 2012