by Halucanun901 April 11, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Commonly thought of as a lowly peasant, scraping the ground for pennies and food stamps, jordan is actually a supreme diety that should be worshipped. His godly powers and his beautiful looks aren't the only thing that make him so holy. He has an IQ of 180 and the strength and agility of a lion striking on its prey. All women love him and adore his looks. It is even said that just a glance from jordan can shatter a woman's heart instantly he is known across the land for his incredible appearence
Woman 1: look over there!
Woman 2: Ow. I think my heart just broke in half, he is so amazing.
Woman 1: he must be jordan iversen
Woman 2: Ow. I think my heart just broke in half, he is so amazing.
Woman 1: he must be jordan iversen
by Jsjsbdhxjdbd February 13, 2017
Get the jordan iversenmug. by mrdrdre April 10, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. by Reliablesource666 April 3, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a fucking whore.
by TJVan February 1, 2017
Get the Jordanmug. Making loose arrangements with friends and cancelling at the last second depending on what the boyfriends doing
by PrimalBeing December 21, 2018
Get the Jordanismmug. A common name for a Drophead Who asks every living thing with a pulse if he or she wants to date and Further harasses Them after A dozen Rejections
Jordan Bone: Want to date?
Stephanie: No
Jordan Bone: why No? Want to date?
Stephanie: leave me alone
Jordan Bone: Why No date?
Stephanie: No
Jordan Bone: why No? Want to date?
Stephanie: leave me alone
Jordan Bone: Why No date?
by JAMIE RAZZA July 3, 2019
Get the Jordan Bonemug.