donkey snorfle

The person that kisses people with donkey faces, ugly women or actual donkeys.

Man did you see his last girls?
Yeah hes such a donkey snorfle.

by porch monkey 420 January 19, 2008

Badunka-donkey

A deragatory permutation/centaur word combination of the slang terms "badunkadunk" and "donkey", used to describe extremely large, protruding albeit attractive buttocks on a female; extreme calliopygia/steatopygia.

Damn! Look at the badunka-donkey on that woman! what a huge ass!

by DarqMage May 12, 2008

the donkey show

An independent film consisting of comedian actors, who perform funny skits and daring stunts with a "home-video" style of filming. www.thedonkeyshow.tk

The Donkey Show is hilarious!

by Justin Steeley March 14, 2005

Donkey Dick

A guy who tries very hard to impress the ladies, often lying about his past and income. Someone who cannot hold his liquor. Someone who is nice to your face but kicks you like a jackass would, when your backs turned. A guy who ghosts women, doesn't pay his child support. Worse yet, he "isn't allowed to see his kids". The bottom of the barrel of the dating pool. A donkey dick. Sometimes known as "swinging donkey dick"

That guy Karl, he has several kids by several women, he's a real donkey dick.

by MoistJoyce November 8, 2019

Donkey Khan

The act of striking a woman in the nose, before sexual relations, with the intent of causing a nose bleed that would run down the outside of her mouth mocking a Mongol mustache.

Also see: Naughty Genghis

"Can I please Donkey Khan you? I have been thinking of it all day."

by nortydud March 7, 2010

Steam Donkey

When a woman passes gas on a man's genitals as he is instructing her anally.

Carl got his junk steam donkey'd last night.

by LazySage October 27, 2014

fucked the donkey

To pass out.

Man, I accidentally took my dad's painkillers instead of my own and I totally fucked the donkey.

by bardickenku April 23, 2018