Math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

A) Bro u wanna hang out at the club tonight?
B) Sry man, I have math homework.
C) Bro, that is so mental abuse to humans.

by Just a random chicken nugget January 28, 2022

simple math

something one direction cannot understand

fan 1: when will 1d come off hiatus
fan 2: idk they dont know meaning of simple math, they said 18 month but ITS BEEN FUCKING SIX YEARS

by SWIFTWORLDDOMINATION January 29, 2022

Math

School's most painful, Shitty, Fucked up Torture Device ever.

Me: My time has come.
My bestfriend: R.I.P.

My Bestfriend: *Planning for funeral*
Parents: *Doesnt care since its only math.*

by Geek of the greek da the anime February 8, 2022

Math

Multiplacation, division, adding, subtracting, shapes, fractions, torture e.t.c.

Uhh we have math today

by (l Someone l) February 8, 2022

Math noob

Someone who doesn't understand the mathematical rule that exponential growth always beats linear and quadratic growth at some point.

If you do not know the rule that exponential growth always surpass linear & quadratic growth at some point, do not make an idle game. Doing so without understanding this rule will result in players getting completely stuck after a certain point, and you will receive bad reviews. Learn more and don't be a math noob first.

by Qwickable October 3, 2021

Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.

A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math

by carhepsin October 5, 2021

Math

stupid stuff that people use but don’t need because no one is gonna be ⏃ cashier for the rest of their lives

Kid; did you see the math homework???
Kid 2: yea, it’s so confusing like wthhhh
Kid 3: that was so easy, I’m already finished with my homework
Kid 1 and 2: *feel self conscious*

by dryramen69 October 19, 2021