While at first you think that Reyes T. is just some nerdy kid with broken humor and a gut, he is actually an omnipresent, all-powerful god, who's history is filled with the blood-gurgled screams, splintering bone, and shredded flesh of his enemies. He will smite you from existence across every conceivable timeline and universe, simply by invoking his name. The worst part is, when he is summoned from the Hell that is McDonalds, he won't stop at vaporizing you. He will obliterate every soul within your galaxy in the blink of an eye. Do NOT provoke the Hate-God, for his malice might consume you. You are at risk for simply reading this cursed entry. I wish the best of luck to you.
Reyes T. is worse than Cthulu.
Person 1; Hey did you hear about that old legend?
Person 2; No, what's it about?
Person 1; It's about an abyssal demon, born from the hellfire of Hades. His name is Reyes Torr- AAAAUUUGAUAHGHAGHAGHAGGUGHAGaa
Person 1; Hey did you hear about that old legend?
Person 2; No, what's it about?
Person 1; It's about an abyssal demon, born from the hellfire of Hades. His name is Reyes Torr- AAAAUUUGAUAHGHAGHAGHAGGUGHAGaa
by KettleStic March 11, 2022
Imagine this scenario. It's cold outside, and you're wearing a half-sleeves shirt. To get your arms out of the cold, you pull your arms into your shirt, with only your hands poking out of the arm holes. That is called T-Rexing.
The weatherman said it would be 80 degrees, but it was so cold I had to resort to T-Rexing the entire time I was outside.
by Lumby_Jack July 15, 2017
Girl 1: How did your windscreen break?
Girl 2: T Shah got a boner in my car and it smashed straight through the glass.
Girl 2: T Shah got a boner in my car and it smashed straight through the glass.
by csmith142 February 28, 2018
Samuel T is a mouth breather with an open bite. He is a closeted homosexual who rants about his sexual conquests with the opposite sex but secretly wishes to sleep with his homies. Don’t get me started on his penis size, the word “micro” doesn’t do it justice.
All in all, he is a sad excuse for a man n needs to come out Of the closet once and for all.
All in all, he is a sad excuse for a man n needs to come out Of the closet once and for all.
by Mavrik89 June 23, 2020
(Adjective) Used to describe when a male is being a little girl about something. Synonyms T-cry, Cry-berts.
Ex. Yo Steve was talking to this girl and I committed a robbery, but because he was such a t-berts about it I decided to let him have her.
by BallstateIam February 04, 2010
by ChillyBeanboy July 31, 2023
T-Shaming is when people shame people who they claim to have “bad attitudes” in reality however these people with said “attitudes” actually have high Testosterone (aka T) and they physically cannot help being an asshole.
by Joshua Dark May 01, 2021