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Short

Typically used when describing something or someone that is below the average length.
Hampus is really short compared to other people
by KnugenSugen December 13, 2019
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Short

Dang she’s short
by Dolanxxxx May 7, 2019
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“Short” guy

Girl is fine but she’s stuck on “shortguys
by Debo68 May 20, 2019
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fucks with her the short way

Fucks with you the short way means I only deal with you if I have to but I'd rather not fuck with you at all!
"Girl! Let's go over to your co-worker Beyoncè house cus she having a party all weekend!"
Me: "Gul hell nawl! I fucks with her the short way only because her and my ex fucked on each other!"
by Miluvly Uncouth June 7, 2019
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salad shorts

Man 1: “ you like my salad shorts?”

Man 2: “How are you? Get out of my house!?!”
by AkumasAss March 4, 2019
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fuck shorts

Fuck shorts are the comfortable, loose shorts you wear before, during or after fucking
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.
"This morning I saw Imran wearing fuck shorts...I know what he was up to last night!"

1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"

"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."
by Ol' mate March 6, 2019
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a sandwich short of a picnic

When someone is missing a marble or two, or one beer short of a six pack, basically and idiot who isn’t all there
That guy can’t tie his own shoelace.” “He must be a sandwich short of a picnic.”
by Dank farts August 22, 2019
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