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by Big toe fenom September 4, 2019
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Get the Robert Silva mug.Robert Pattinson is the hottest man alive.
He's also Mar's husband and the most adorable , amazing , hottest , smexiest , sexiest , funniest , finest , bestest hottie !!
He's also Mar's husband and the most adorable , amazing , hottest , smexiest , sexiest , funniest , finest , bestest hottie !!
by marurmom November 20, 2021
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by CostinESlab May 30, 2022
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person: who do u want in ur pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out
me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out
me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants
by baddiealert December 30, 2021
Get the robert pattinson in my pants mug.Person 1: hey you see Robert??
Person 2: yeah? What’s up with him?
Person 1: he is simping for Paul again..
Person 2: Robert x paul for life
Person 2: yeah? What’s up with him?
Person 1: he is simping for Paul again..
Person 2: Robert x paul for life
by Sandra’s lover 😋 September 2, 2022
Get the Robert x paul mug.A Robert is the best person, friend or boyfriend in the world he is smart but acts dumb, he is drop-dead gorgeous, yet denies it and if you ever insult him or do him wrong he will apologise even if he is right, he gives the best advice for your benefit knows how, when and why he says it and an amazing kisser, many think of him as cocky, stuck up and a fuckboy in some case but those who really know him see that he's not he is not popular and usually shy and introvertive around strangers but he is definitely admired by everyone. and the greatest part of all ladies, trust me from experience he is amazing in bed because he still shows love towards you and not what you'd expect him to be staring at if you are ever privileged to have him in your life don't be foolish NEVER LET GO, MARRY HIM
Girl 1: UHH, I yelled at Robert because I said I need space and now that he gave me space, I regret letting him go I hope he forgives me.
Girl 2: YOU SHOULD NEVER YELL AT HIM HE'S SENSITIVE AND SWEET AND YOUR LUCKY HES SO FORGIVING
Girl 2: YOU SHOULD NEVER YELL AT HIM HE'S SENSITIVE AND SWEET AND YOUR LUCKY HES SO FORGIVING
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