bald-potato

1. A fat bald dad

2. A hairless potato

Yo, he a bald-potato

by MyMyMySpy October 21, 2017

Smol potatoe

1.Someone who is smol, potatoe and innocent.
2.4 stage of becoming the 6 stage of (Lin Manuel Miranda)!
3. A naive person

You are a smol potatoe.

by Laurens was definitely gay June 28, 2017

potato-sexual

Loving only those with a personality that matches yours and who treat you respect. Also, they have to be a potato or it doesn’t count.

Girl 1: Hey, I found the perfect potato, he’s so romantic and treats me well.
Girl 2: I didn’t know you were potato-sexual too!

by Skysa March 15, 2018

Potato peel

When you use a potato peeler to remove someones skin, almost like your peeling a potato.

Last night I have that bitch the Potato Peel, I gotta clean the floor now.

by DuhReelReapa January 5, 2017

Dum Potato

Potato your dum af and you know it B)

YOu saw that dum potato

Ye i saw him

by Dum Potato November 30, 2020

potato berry

She's an amazing gachatuber! shes really nice to her fans and yet she is underrated subscribe to her! she's also part of the amazing gacha gang!

woah potato berry is so cool and underrated

by Braelynn Valentine November 5, 2020

Useless Potato

A term referring generally to a male human who wakes up at 1 pm and then proceeds to do nothing but browse reddit and 9gag.

Person A: so after waking up at 1 in the afternoon, and doing nothing but browsing reddit and 9gag up until now
Person B: You are a useless potato

by idiot12345 August 6, 2013