friend pocket

A pocket in which the male genatilia presides. Also known as a cock holster.

Wow. That's a huge friend pocket, you must have a huge cock.

by jackjimmy March 6, 2015

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Pocket LSD

You have a pocket full of LSD crystals that you can use to defend yourself from attackers. Much like pocket sand, when somebody attacks you, you reach into your pocket and flick LSD into your attacker's face causing them to instantly trip out.

Fred: I got attacked by a homeless man today
George: How'd you survive?
Fred: I flicked some pocket lsd at him and he started hugging me instead.

by UseThePocketLSD February 8, 2013

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crotch pocket

The hamock like space created inside your trousers when you pull down your pants and underwear when sitting on the toilet.

In order keep my cellphone from faling out of my back pocket when i need to poop i my my phone in my crotch pocket

by Breaking dancing on cardboard March 23, 2021

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Bell Pocket

The pocket which your Banjo String and the end of your penis creates once the foreskin is rolled back.

Oh dayum! I have enough cheese in my Bell Pocket to re-invent the wheel!

by Coops007 January 11, 2010

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Pocket Voicemailing

(V) When someone accidently pocket calls you and leaves a really long voicemail of background noises.

Guy1: man, Louise pocket called me at 2:44 in the morning. And left a voicemail.
Guy2: really? What he say?
Guy1: nothing! It just sounded like a bunch of people talking and yelling in the background!
Guy2: oh. He was Pocket voicemailing you! Wow, too funny.

by sYk0t1Ck April 18, 2010

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