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one in the pipe

A humorous phrase used when a person, who is caught off guard, completely and immediately ends a violent situation by being violent first/faster/more efficiently. (usually a punch thrown resulting in a knockout, or a gun fired fatally at an opponent)

The action taken would be referred to as being the 'one in the pipe' and the person who performed said action would be in posession of it.

Similar to saying "I was ready" even though there was no way anyone could have seen something coming.
When the man talking to Darius' girlfriend tried to throw a punch at him, Darius acted quickly by throwing an even faster punch, knocking the assailant out cold.

"He didn't know I had one in the pipe." -Darius
by BigNastySteve November 16, 2023
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Pipe wipe judy

The ability to orally clean a pipe (incense burner ) in the mouth.
Hey that pipe wipe judy really polished my pipe.
by River bend bender November 18, 2023
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Comfy Pipes

Comfy Pipes: something that Vishnu and Sunja have and it’s day program’s comfy pipes and Mollie’s comfy pipes and Saige, Devin and Chris have comfy pipes
Devin went to the icky gray burps pumping station today’s comfy pipes
by Merlin vac engine January 5, 2024
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Pipe Cleaner

When he F*cks you so good he bends you like a pipe cleaner
“Bruh I didn’t even know I could bend that way. He bent me like a pipe cleaner
by Duckingme22 January 9, 2024
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West Virginia straight pipe

When you fart in the pussy and fuck it and then she queefs it back out.
Me and Nancy did the West Virginia straight pipe last night and that shit hit the spot
by Magnum7240 January 15, 2024
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brutal pipe murder

The action in which you(Elias Bouchard) kill someone by use of a pipe. Neat, hm?
"Today is the anniversary of brutal pipe murder! Let us all make posts on tumblr and do some silly fanarts once again."
by Buhbyh January 20, 2024
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Open Pipe Board

someone who looks like that lil imp zombie from pvz
Dude1: Dude2, have you seen open pipe board??
Dude2: Hell yeah!! He looks like that fucking stupid imp zombie from pvz!!!
by Vivivirus January 20, 2024
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