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The Don Perignon

While taking a Bath with the soon to be Spoiled and lavished with a really Good Blast of Hot Contaminated Air as it gains Heat and Potency from passing over the top of all the dead rotten and decomposing Waste in your Intestinal Tract. Enough to gag a magget. Be a kind Hosta d don't forget to always offeryour bathtub bathing partner some Fresh Real Real Fresh......The Don Perignom .

Your Offer comes as soon as you can Pass Some Major Gas, as soon as they oblige and accept your offer of some Don Perignon without hesitation one Solid motion Rip Ass under Water while you have the back of the person's head justCuppedike you own it and Smash their Face into your Bubbled out streamer of Gas and Bubbles and then say There's your Don Fucking Perignon Some Real Bubbly lol
Hey have you ever gave someone The Don Perignon ? It's when you're taking a bath with someone and you have to rip ass so bad It means it's Time for some Bubbly, ask your partner of they want some Don Perignon and as they say yes within one Soldi motion you faceplant the fucking shit out of them right into your ass bubbles you just ripped , .then of coarse being a kind host, byou say How did you like your Bubbly ?
by Jeff The Real July 25, 2025
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Full Stop Period

Writing a song about how some female ain't shit. Full Stop Period.
Double back on her fast, don't spill shit on this amiri. took a full Stop Period.
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Porn for boys is like periods for girls

Males going through puberty will definitely watch porn just as females going through puberty will definitely have a period.
My mother asked me as a 14 year old boy at the dinner table, “You don’t watch porn do you, son?”

As I hesitated to respond, my father retorted, “Linda, porn for boys is like periods for girls.”
by Jose f August 14, 2024
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<.7.9.7.6.>A Periorbital War On Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>

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Ms. PeriodPants

When a girl is hateful.(on her period)
Everyone knows when Gracie is on her period, she's hateful. That's why we call her Ms. PeriodPants.
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Ten Answers, Nintety Guesses, And Ninety Questions Are A Exclamation, Period <Punctuaction {Full-Stop}>, And Question MArk
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