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Toilet paper

A dry and disgusting way to clean your ass after using the toilet, which leaves shit particles and toilet paper remains between your cheeks and you don’t even realize it.
Friend1: ew, you use toilet paper after using the toilet?!

Friend2: um, yeah?? Isn’t that universal?

Friend1: yeah, that’s the problem! Use a bidet!

Friend2: okay.
by Jackelanm December 22, 2023
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Meat paper

Cash earned for selling one’s body, or “meat.”
“Bro, I need some cash ASAP”
“Just have Valerie get herself some meat paper real quick and split it 50/50
by SmokySphinx February 2, 2018
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Paper Dragon Puppets

A strange trend you'll come across when looking at YT Shorts in an incognito tab.

If youbwere unlucky enough to stumble upon this trend, you probably saw a Paper Dragon Puppet lipsyncing to a popular song or audio.

Some people have made really amazing paper dragons and went viral in the past, and now kids on the internet are milking it to try to achieve that. It's also an outlet for them to act like furries, except they would never admit to it.
Paper Dragon Puppets are exactly what they sound like. Usually they're made in a manga style because that's what the kids who make them think is hip.

Friend: What are your hobbies?
Dragon puppet kid: I make paper dragons.
Friend: Ew, furry!
by AnnoyingInternet May 22, 2024
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wrinkled papers

In the theme of 'white papers' & 'non papers', wrinkled papers are documents containing falsehoods.
That article smells of wrinkled papers.
by crayon holder June 16, 2011
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Toilet Paper

When you want to toilet paper Laura's neighbor's house but Kirk suggests you use her sheets instead.
If we use Laura's sheets to toilet paper their house they can use a blacklight and DNA testing to find her.
by Kirk Loveday December 7, 2019
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Paper

A thin white paper made for rolling weed (a joint)
Yo u got paper? I got bud but nun to roll with
by Ycb_gangg October 5, 2019
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Paper

A lot of people think something typed on paper is proof of something.
Fiction books are typed on paper, so something being on paper doesn't make it proof of anything, any more than a cop saying something makes it more true than somebody else. Cops lie all the time court. No matter how believable somebody wants to make something they say sound, being on paper isn't actual proof of anything.
by Solid Mantis April 24, 2020
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