Cole was pouting about eating too much chocolate so I tweaked his nose and called him a schmoopie pants.
by rickulous April 6, 2011
Get the Schmoopie Pants mug.The same as after party, when your member leaks after sex or masturbation and you didn't pee to 'clear the chamber'.
Rod was sure feeling squirrely as his pant paste was rippin the pubes off his les and scroat at the job interview.
by plamya April 19, 2011
Get the pant paste mug.Pants that are worn out on a friday or saturday night. These pants shine brighter than a disco ball and have the elasticity that may cause serious whip lash.
by sam 00<3 September 4, 2010
Get the Dancy Pants mug.How you describe a beautiful, lovable mental who can't walk past a tree without climbing it, always has oatcakes in her bag, looks good in a nuns outfit, can recite the Wedding Singer line for line and will always be there for you.
'Whats that in the tree eating oak cakes in a nuns outfit?' 'Oh that's a "Root Pant's"'
'Do you like A Flock of Seagulls' 'No but I can see you do you "Root Pants"' *crunch crunch*
'Do you like A Flock of Seagulls' 'No but I can see you do you "Root Pants"' *crunch crunch*
by mouseek September 12, 2010
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by lyns81 August 1, 2010
Get the loungy pants mug.Really tight leggings that girls usually wear with uggs which if observed closely you will be able to notice if she is wearing a thong.
Dude 1:Dude look at that girls ass in those thong pants!!!!!
Dude 2: I know man and her thong is so small!!
Dude 2: I know man and her thong is so small!!
by Ballzto tthe walz November 20, 2010
Get the thong pants mug.The term mortadella pants can be applied to any overweight person wearing overly tight jeans. Their legs take on the appearance of a mortadella sausage wrapped extremely tightly. An acceptable and perhaps equally humorous alternative is "kielbasa trousers".
by BVRZVMGIRL22 June 3, 2010
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