bald-potato

1. A fat bald dad

2. A hairless potato

Yo, he a bald-potato

by MyMyMySpy October 21, 2017

Smol potatoe

1.Someone who is smol, potatoe and innocent.
2.4 stage of becoming the 6 stage of (Lin Manuel Miranda)!
3. A naive person

You are a smol potatoe.

by Laurens was definitely gay June 28, 2017

potato-sexual

Loving only those with a personality that matches yours and who treat you respect. Also, they have to be a potato or it doesn’t count.

Girl 1: Hey, I found the perfect potato, he’s so romantic and treats me well.
Girl 2: I didn’t know you were potato-sexual too!

by Skysa March 15, 2018

Potato peel

When you use a potato peeler to remove someones skin, almost like your peeling a potato.

Last night I have that bitch the Potato Peel, I gotta clean the floor now.

by DuhReelReapa January 5, 2017

ethan the Potato

he is a youtuber with 22 subs or 21 please subscribe to him he's my best friend his birthday is coming up so that would be a great surprise

ethan the Potato on youtube

by ethan the Potato YT May 5, 2020

raw potato

a raw potato is someone very cool

look at that guy, he's definitely a raw potato, I wish I was just like him

by raccoon123 June 24, 2020

Potato farming

This is when you place a potato spud in a women’s pussy and add some soil. Then you piss and rub your dick on the soil.

Me and Bella went potato farming the other night it was glorious

by Liam is sexy August 9, 2020