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Penis Man

A graffiti artist from Arizona State, USA, well known for graffiting the words "Penis Man" on the walls of university dormitories, government buildings and local businesses all over Arizona. He was arrested by state police in January 2020 after three months of terrorizing his home state. He is actually only one of many Penis Men throughout America (as he stated after his arrest), all of whom emulate the OG Penis Man and follow in his footsteps by inscribing his name onto walls nationwide, whoever he may be.
"It's been weeks since the Penis Man first struck... Now his name can be seen from every public place in Tempe, Arizona."
by unspokenAsianKid January 31, 2020
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Penis Thigh Trap

When a female convinces you that she is on birth control, and not to use a condom. And when the male is about to pull out to ejaculate, the female wraps her legs around the males torso, forcing him to cum inside her. (Most common occurrence in missionary position)
Example 1

"Emilio doesn't seem to like his wife very much,..... The only reason they got married is because he got Penis thigh trapped"

Example 2
"Shit man!" I was banging daves girlfriend last night, and she totally penis fly trapped me! Good thing I was fucking her in the ass!"
by Asapparky July 17, 2018
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penis cum

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020
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Penis Clapping

The act of vigorously whipping your dick back and forth (left and right) so that it makes contact with your legs. The resulting impact produces a smacking sound, and if done rapidly, it can sound like clapping.
Instead of clapping with his hands at the end of the show, George stood up, dropped his pants, and started penis clapping like a boss.
by Cactus92 November 14, 2011
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Penis lol

A high-class form of humor, particularly appreciated by human males. Involves the drawing or sketching of a certain male reproductive organ on unexpected surfaces, like photos of celebrities. Commonly found in middle school and college textbooks, bathroom walls, online message boards, bank statements, and other such areas.
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PENIS LOL!!!1!ONE

Very nice.
by t3h_Jeezus lol February 7, 2010
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penis bob

Smelly substance cumulated on and around the penis when not washed for several days or weeks or months.

Synonym: Smegma
Antonyms: Heaven, peace, spirituality, harmony, love, angel, divine light, happiness, nirvana, zen, sexy, art, aesthetic, masterpiece, beauty, flower, joy, smile, laughter, galaxy.
- The whole house fuckin' smells like penis bob!
- Haha! I just had salmon for dinner. That's why.
by edgar pruviance October 11, 2009
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Penis Mighty

The state of mind where you have not been laid in so long, you allow your little head to do the thinking.
Chip: "I'm gonna' get laid tonight no matter what!"

Buddy: "Arrrrr! Penis Mighty!"
Penis: "Arrrrrrrrr!".

or

"It's inevitable that I score with the ladies tonight, my friend. Penis Mighty. Penis Mighty."
by Penis Mighty July 17, 2014
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