by Sid E Billy September 11, 2008
Those fat ass titties that look like they bout to fukin pop at any second. Real big and perky and don't sag.
Pamela Anderson, Dolly Parton, or Carmen Electra. Bra Sizes: Big C Cups or higher. "DAMN! She got them bubble tits son!" or "Ay, yo momma got sum big ass bubble tits." or "I wanna motor boat those bubble tits ova there"
by Avery T. October 18, 2007
Tits McGee started out meaning a woman with awesome, perky, or voluptuous breasts.
Later on, it became an adjective meaning anything that’s exceptionally good. It can be used with or without 'McGee' or "Magee" on the end.
Later on, it became an adjective meaning anything that’s exceptionally good. It can be used with or without 'McGee' or "Magee" on the end.
Dude 1: "Damn, the paint job on that souped-up Silverado is The Tits McGee.”
Dude 2: "Yeah, cool paint job. That’s definitely tits. But have you seen the driver? She's the Real Tits McGee."
Dude 1: "Oh, snap. You're right. I bet she's wearing a padded bra, though."
Dude 2: "No, they're real. I know that girl. She's a legit Tits McGee."
Dude 2: "Yeah, cool paint job. That’s definitely tits. But have you seen the driver? She's the Real Tits McGee."
Dude 1: "Oh, snap. You're right. I bet she's wearing a padded bra, though."
Dude 2: "No, they're real. I know that girl. She's a legit Tits McGee."
by KitWriter September 09, 2018
An angry response to your woman ie flicking her nipples very hard with your nails and occasionally twisting them out of spite when she's telling you off for simply being a man.
"Carol's walked out AGAIN!"
"Uh-oh, what happened dude?"
"She was berating me because I had spent the last 26 hours fapping to bikini images and getting loads of manjuice on the carpet and the whole place smelling like a sperm bank. I soon put her in her place by walking up to her (after I had pulled up my pants) and giving her tits a damn good flick."
"What did she say to that?"
"Nothing. She simply asked in her quiet voice what she had done to deserve such a waster husband as me and that she didn't want to be on the receiving end of such a callous and hurtful tit flick."
"And what did you do upon hearing that?"
"I pulled down my pants and showed her what she had done. In my hurry to finish up I had got loads of little bits of toilet tissue stuck on the head of my cock. Perspective is what was needed then."
"Uh-oh, what happened dude?"
"She was berating me because I had spent the last 26 hours fapping to bikini images and getting loads of manjuice on the carpet and the whole place smelling like a sperm bank. I soon put her in her place by walking up to her (after I had pulled up my pants) and giving her tits a damn good flick."
"What did she say to that?"
"Nothing. She simply asked in her quiet voice what she had done to deserve such a waster husband as me and that she didn't want to be on the receiving end of such a callous and hurtful tit flick."
"And what did you do upon hearing that?"
"I pulled down my pants and showed her what she had done. In my hurry to finish up I had got loads of little bits of toilet tissue stuck on the head of my cock. Perspective is what was needed then."
by mammarylane October 24, 2015
by Gregg Bryant October 12, 2006
Gloriously full female breasts that when viewed in the nude are smaller at their point of attachment on the woman's chest than at their fullest point, making them somewhat football shaped. Football tits is not a derogatory term.
When sandra shucked off her bra to go skinny dipping, all the guys marveled at her huge football tits.
by Jim Crickett March 24, 2011
When an individual (male/female) slaps another with their tit in ones face or torso, be it a man boob or a saggy old D cup tit.
Fuck I hate that guy over there! He is such a fucking ass!I just wanna walk up and tit slap him in the ear
by Rob Doctor September 12, 2006