A mature woman that sexually pleases all that she comes into contact with. Unlike a normal whore who charges for the acts, she just enjoys the experience, and so performs them for free. As such, she is the benchmark for which all other whore's are graded against.
by evil reindeer February 18, 2010
Get the Jovan's Mommug. Something you yell at a really hot mother when she is walking down the street with her children, and make sure you are in a car.
by phenompyrus April 21, 2004
Get the mom assmug. How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....cmon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridicoulous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in
by what tha mangorino December 28, 2005
Get the My mommug. A word used by unstable 30 year old men who spend all day in lesbian chat rooms and can no longer masturbate because of excessive raw skin...
by Jerry Rules! September 21, 2005
Get the Your Mommug. by boles March 29, 2003
Get the boles mommug. One earns Mom Balls when they commit to making their own independent choices regarding the raising of their children despite incessant opinions from other people who think they know better about how children should be properly raised.
Characteristics of those with Mom Balls include, assertiveness, spunk, and honesty.
Characteristics of those with Mom Balls include, assertiveness, spunk, and honesty.
Mom one: Every time my mother comes over she keeps nagging me about letting Timmy eat foods with gluten".
Mom two: "You need to grow some Mom Balls and tell her to back off; it's not her child."
Mom two: "You need to grow some Mom Balls and tell her to back off; it's not her child."
by Florian Geyer November 27, 2016
Get the Mom Ballsmug. by alyssabeatsyou April 10, 2010
Get the your mommug.