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Jovan's Mom

A mature woman that sexually pleases all that she comes into contact with. Unlike a normal whore who charges for the acts, she just enjoys the experience, and so performs them for free. As such, she is the benchmark for which all other whore's are graded against.
that whore was so crazy, she was like Jovan's mom.
by evil reindeer February 18, 2010
mugGet the Jovan's Mommug.

mom ass

Something you yell at a really hot mother when she is walking down the street with her children, and make sure you are in a car.
*drive by a really hott mother.
MOM AAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
by phenompyrus April 21, 2004
mugGet the mom assmug.

My mom

How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....cmon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridicoulous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in
man that stuff is mega crapzorz..i'dnt it..my mom writes better stuff than that
by what tha mangorino December 28, 2005
mugGet the My mommug.

Your Mom

A word used by unstable 30 year old men who spend all day in lesbian chat rooms and can no longer masturbate because of excessive raw skin...
Person 1: "are you in lesbian chat rooms again?"
Person 2:"well....uh...YOUR MOM!
by Jerry Rules! September 21, 2005
mugGet the Your Mommug.

boles mom

A MILF!

Mother of David Boles.
Do i hooked up with boles mom last night!
by boles March 29, 2003
mugGet the boles mommug.

Mom Balls

One earns Mom Balls when they commit to making their own independent choices regarding the raising of their children despite incessant opinions from other people who think they know better about how children should be properly raised.

Characteristics of those with Mom Balls include, assertiveness, spunk, and honesty.
Mom one: Every time my mother comes over she keeps nagging me about letting Timmy eat foods with gluten".
Mom two: "You need to grow some Mom Balls and tell her to back off; it's not her child."
by Florian Geyer November 27, 2016
mugGet the Mom Ballsmug.

your mom

An annoying excuse for an insult or comical attempt.
Sally: "what are you doing tonight?"

Joe: "your mom."

Sally: "you are a fucking idiot."
by alyssabeatsyou April 10, 2010
mugGet the your mommug.

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