Atomic Egg Crate

The same as the egg crate, with a slight alteration. In addition to the testicles being placed over the eye sockets of one unsuspecting, conventionally passed out victim, the head of the penis is set either on the victims lips (if mouth is closed) or lowered down into their mouth (if mouth is open). Cameras still remain a prevalent force.
"Dude, the sisuation was set up perfectly. I was gonna give that moron an egg crate, but he was passed out snoring, head up, and mouth wide open. I had to but the atomic egg crate. It's what Jesus would've done."
by wrightr333 April 29, 2009
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Egg fried rice

Callum identifies as egg fried rice. Callum is odd
by Tilt April 05, 2019
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eggs over rennick

I'll have the Breakfast Sampler with my eggs over rennick please.
by beef-dip September 13, 2011
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dirty fried egg

When you spadge on flat tits/boobies during a breakfast sex marathon.
ooooohhhhh id love to give you a dirty fried egg!!!!
by Shaggydoo19 August 02, 2017
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naked egg taco

Taco Bell breakfast item associated with painful and explosive diarrhea 2 to 3 hours after consumption
Hey dude, what happened to Darren?

Aw man idiot had a naked egg taco for breakfast and is home shitting his brains out
(Diarrhea), (Hershey squirts)
by Walter Mai Tai November 15, 2017
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Bumlock Egg Whisk

Putting someone in a bumlock (similar to a headlock) and then whisking their rectum with the other hand.
I bent the lass over and give her the old bumlock egg whisk special
by tjs343 January 18, 2023
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Egg Mom Muffin

Homemade version of the Egg McMuffin, Made by your MOM
My Mom made me a Egg Mom Muffin for breakfast this morning
by Tricksmaster March 10, 2012
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