by Joethemale June 28, 2010
Get the Hug Blockmug. a fellow party member is standing between you and the delicacy of the famous gwocamoli dip, thus making him/her a gwock blocker
by jeremy fishnut April 4, 2010
Get the gwock blockmug. When a person runs out of ideas for places to visit on the internet - email's been checked, no one's on facebook, etc. This can lead to staring blankly at your computer screens or resulting in visits to sites like chatroulette or 4chan, just to waste time.
Guy 1: ... *staring at computer screen*
Guy 2: Dude, you ok?
Guy 1: Yeah, I just have troller's block.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks. Have you tried lemonparty.com?
Guy 1: No, but I'm desperate, so I'll check it out.
Mindfuck ensues.
Guy 2: Dude, you ok?
Guy 1: Yeah, I just have troller's block.
Guy 2: Oh that sucks. Have you tried lemonparty.com?
Guy 1: No, but I'm desperate, so I'll check it out.
Mindfuck ensues.
by OhGodYourSpelling August 31, 2010
Get the Troller's Blockmug. A: "hey man I got a blunt of some loud, let's roast."
B: "nah, my girl is home she'd trip."
A: "aight, let's burn the block then."
B: "bet."
B: "nah, my girl is home she'd trip."
A: "aight, let's burn the block then."
B: "bet."
by micD July 24, 2015
Get the burn the blockmug. by Shak - A - Million October 11, 2007
Get the Jock on Blockmug. Someone who doesn't allow someone else to perform sexual intercourse by acts of word or action.
Also, when you get cut off from sexual intercourse by a friend. (Cock Blocked)
Noun and a Verb....
Also, when you get cut off from sexual intercourse by a friend. (Cock Blocked)
Noun and a Verb....
Noun - "Bill is such a fucking cock block. He was just jealous that I was mackin' dem hoes."
Verb - "Holy shit, that ugly ass monkey just cock blocked me and stole my lady."
Verb - "Holy shit, that ugly ass monkey just cock blocked me and stole my lady."
by HyperWake777 March 30, 2009
Get the Cock Blockmug. dawk-block, -noun
1. To be proven so intellectually and morally hypocritical and inferior that it deserves its own word.
1. To be proven so intellectually and morally hypocritical and inferior that it deserves its own word.
ex.
Fundie: "Hey the Unversity of Oklahoma paid to have this evilutionist Christian-hating Richard Dawkins guy spout his science propaganda at my state school!"
Some guy: "What did he say to upset you? Nobody forced you to go to it did they? Evolution is not propaganda, its merely the best explanation for what we believe to be how man came to be. Feel free to invalidate it if you have the proof. I also think Richard Dawkins is a pretty nice guy. "
Fundie: "I don't know what he said because i would never believe the garbage he says. Whoever was in charge of deciding this should be shamed and removed from their position!" Other person: "I heard he waived all fees because it was a student audience...he even donated $5000 to Oklahomans for Better Science Education. I read on Pharyngular that Ben Stein billed $60k to that same university when he spoke there."
Some guy: "Ohhhhhhh -- you just got dawk-blocked."
Fundie: "Hey the Unversity of Oklahoma paid to have this evilutionist Christian-hating Richard Dawkins guy spout his science propaganda at my state school!"
Some guy: "What did he say to upset you? Nobody forced you to go to it did they? Evolution is not propaganda, its merely the best explanation for what we believe to be how man came to be. Feel free to invalidate it if you have the proof. I also think Richard Dawkins is a pretty nice guy. "
Fundie: "I don't know what he said because i would never believe the garbage he says. Whoever was in charge of deciding this should be shamed and removed from their position!" Other person: "I heard he waived all fees because it was a student audience...he even donated $5000 to Oklahomans for Better Science Education. I read on Pharyngular that Ben Stein billed $60k to that same university when he spoke there."
Some guy: "Ohhhhhhh -- you just got dawk-blocked."
by anon1175 April 12, 2009
Get the dawk-blockmug.