muddy noodle

A penis that has just had anal sex, and still has poop on it.

I bro I just hooked up with Martha and I still have a muddy noodle

by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 11, 2024

Noodle Spooning

The action of eating any type of pasta or noodle with a spoon automatically making you homosexual

did you see olivia the other day she was noodle spooning

by Pokeballmasterjr360noscopeMlg January 30, 2019

Noodle Dude

A dude who is a noodle freak

Hi my names is Scum Bag Jones and.. I am.. a noodle dude

by ScumBagJones December 05, 2018

Noodle fart

a popular phrase spoken by people called samuel

Person 1: Hello
Samuel: NOODLE FART WITH THE PENIS AND THE FART AND THE SHID

by kaerukani March 14, 2021

dirty noodle juice

Water that is used as broth after boiling ramen noodles. The water after boiling the noodles becomes discolored and cloudy.

Boy: "The broth from this ramen is delicious!"
Girl: "You won't catch me drinking that dirty noodle juice."

by Foxy5595 December 10, 2018

Libby Noodles

Libby noodles is a nickname for Libby she is a very kind sweet and loyal girl Libby is very beautiful if you are lucky to have a Libby in your life never let go of her and NEVER break a libbys heart she will get her way back at you Libby is a great friend and very flirty towards boys Libby will grow up to be great with a boy friend who respects her don’t mess with a Libby !

Ex bf : I’m sorry I broke up with you date me again we made a great couple

Libby Noodles : thank you next , bitch!

by Charlotte369 March 26, 2019

Cold Noodle

A "Cold Noodle" is the same as cold feet, but is for male usage in reference to the penis and backing out of a prior obligation.

"Yeah, we were supposed to get married, but then he got a Cold Noodle and left me at the altar."

by Voodoomamajuju22 May 28, 2020