noob

Noobs are not to be confused with newbs
newbs are just new and should be taught and respected
noobs think they are pros and speak in annoying leet language and annoy others and dont wanna learn

Newb:How do i get an AK-74?
pro:you get it at lvl 100
newb:thanks

noob:101 1\/|3 R0xx0rz 11k3 F1/-\|\/|1|\|G0000!!!!G0 shútup n00ß m3 pr0!!!
pro:stop with ur annoying leet language
noob:shutup n00ß
pro:*kills noob*
noob:|-|/-\CK3R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pro:*kills again*
noob:1/-\w1 U N00ß |-|/-\CK3R 1 R3P0RT3D YU0
(admin joins the game)
noob:|-|3y n00ß
admin:im no noob
admin:/kill noob
noob:*dies*
noob:HAX3RRRRRRRRRR
noob:|\/|3 PR0!!!!!
admin:/ban noob
(noob gets banned forever until they unban him)
pro:thanks u banned the noobish leetspeaker

by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer September 1, 2021

noob

Horrible person that deserves the worst pain imaginable and endless torture in hell.

You're a noob you bitch.

by pickleboi September 4, 2021

Noob

A noob is often confused with a newb, but no,

A newb is an inexperienced person new to a game, unlike a n00b, actually wants to get better and will get better,
And noobs, are fucking annoying trolls who aggravate as many as players as possible,and never usually get better at anything,

Noobs talk like this:

L00llllll 1 4m M1G PRO, L00llll u n00b u n000 sw444ggg!!!!!!111!!!!1!!1!1! Y0l0!!!! Sw4g!1!1!1! 1'm s0 c001 1 am b3st 4t this ga3m U sux l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l

(Used to say that they're superior and everyone else is inferior

And here's how to identify a noob:

Using "l0l0l0l0l0l0l"

Numbers in words,
Pointless spamming
Sentences that a normal human would never use,
Fucking downgraded English and gibberish

Annoying the fuck outta others

Newb: hey can you help me, idk how to do this
Experiencenced player: oh yeah sure you do this

Noob: l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l u suck y0l0 sw4g l0l0l0l0l0l0l0l!!!1!1!1!1!1!1 HELPHELPHELP

Experienced Player: no

by IconDefines June 28, 2021

noob note

Basically like a death note but if you write there name they do die they officially become a noob

Person: “ugh person 2 is better at call of the doody time to use my noob note ”
Person 2: “ ugh I suck at this game ”

by DEEZNUTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ July 10, 2021

noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan, and therefore im not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2013

noob

noob

a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.

military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?

private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.

drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?

private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.

by Sexydimma April 18, 2012

noob potty

in halo reach, the teleporters that take you to a location on the map that expirienced players will be watching and waiting for a noob to teleport to, ending in a quick easy kill or bieng dumped on, hence the name noob potty

They are spawning at blue base, so they will most likely use the noob potty.

by birminham November 9, 2012