The sexual act in which a man puts 2 eggs in between a woman's breasts(while laying in bed) and then sit on them for a solid 2 - 5 hours with a heating lamp near by and the room temperature very high. Then when he gets up, they should be hot, goey, and sticky. He will then proceed to use this as lube for violent sex afterwards. Then, with some of the eggshells, he will proceed to scrape her nipples until they are a bloody pulp.
Me: Dude, im so nervous...
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!
Friend: Whys that?
Me: Sally wants me to do a Texas Humpty-Dumpty Nipple Splitter....I don't think I can sit still for that long!
Friend: Don't worry you'll be fine bro!!
by Shank0potomis March 16, 2012
When you have a gaping nipple hole and plug it up with a randomized person cum and spit while waiting 48 minuets to dry then licking it back up to reintroduce you feminists side this act is extremely illegal except when don’t in native America costumes
by Noah dat boi June 14, 2018
by party lizard January 21, 2004
Get the Squeze My Nippl and Call Me Sally mug.
Person 1: "The world would be a better place without you"
Person 2: "OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!"
Person 2: "OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!"
by That Guy That Nobody Likes May 17, 2016
Family Guy uses this as a funny statement to make it seem like Peters great great grandfather was Java the Hut.
It means to picnch the nipple with great force.
It means to picnch the nipple with great force.
by Ryanea September 29, 2006
Stupid Cum guzzling no nipples no balls havin ass bitch - *friend breaks bong* what the fuck you stupid cum guzzling no nipples no balls having ass bitch
by Official Kevin Hart November 08, 2018