Ass Muncher

Someone who tends to eat alot of ass in a violent manner.

Guy1: "where's johnny?"
Guy2: "probably eating ass"
Guy1: "what?"
Guy2: "johnny-he's an ass muncher don't you know?"
Johnny the ass muncher: *COMES OUT OF NOWHERE & SAYS "Well, you will soon" (then pulling down Guy1's pants and violently eats his ass and then eating Guy2's ass.

by Dick sucking coon January 2, 2017

Poogle Muscles

The rectal equivalent of the female Kegel muscles.

Every time he would dig the tattoo gun needle into the flesh at the top of the back of my thigh, the poogle muscles of my butthole would clench up and it looked like I was twerking.

by Pillsdb January 7, 2017

Pussy Muscle

A muscle that has no real world function besides grtting you all the thick pussy

D'juon: My abs are looking so nice today
Duane: Man thats a pussy muscle work out those damn chicken legs

by Undatedshrimp January 9, 2017

fudge muncher

A person who eats out a black girls vagina or anus.

Man, I am such a fudge muncher!

by ZedFontaine February 1, 2017

carpet muncher

Something people uner 12 should not know.

Timmy's mom: You should not know what is a carpet muncher timmy.
Timmy: Sorry but Thomas told me.

by Under12 March 12, 2017

Michigan Muncher

when a man is receiving oral and sneezes, causing the blower to be startled and accidentally bite down

hey bro did jessica blow you last night ?

yeah but i got a michigan muncher

shit man

by 69 savage June 7, 2017

Meat Muscle

The name bestowed upon any guy named Billy's penis

Billy's Meat Muscle has been inside far too many vaginas

by Ginga Ninja The Ginger June 8, 2017