Luke Parker

A middle-class white guy that has no personality but will try to flex their money with every opportunity they have.

Everyone: Having a normal conversation.
Luke Parker: Opens the bank app on their phone.

by one of those asian kids May 27, 2020

Luke

complete fucking retarded furry

Luke is a complete fucking retard

by FusedThe December 4, 2023

luke nguyen

my name :)

luke Nguyen aka me

by erfefefreferfeffrferf October 1, 2020

luke

Strange emo man child

wow look at luke, he's so emo

by always right biatch November 9, 2022

Luke

A Luke is a good person and usually annoyed by liams, a Luke will also hire someone to throw a bottle at liams. Lukes also hang around Mitchells, Patricks and Aydens. Luke’s are really smart and usually get an A but Luke’s also get a half point away from full marks and rarely miss a page. Luke’s are also really tall and usually taller than everyone in the class.

Girl1 : Luke is so smart and tall
Girl2 : I know right!

by BrickBuilder1 October 22, 2020

Luke kelly

a fat boy who smells of smegma

He also has a foot fetish

Luke kelly is constantly seen razzing his ped around the northwich ends

by mjacko lid February 22, 2022

luke longhorn

Luke Longhorn is mostly made fun of for his last name and supposedly one of the most perfect people ever. He is athletic in many ways but when it comes to education wise you'll start to wonder why he is even in your grade

Luke Longhorn did u do the homework yet?

What homework?!

by Jalini 2014 June 29, 2016