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I dont know, can you?

Person A: Teacher can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: I dont know, can you?! 1?1!1!?11!!1
*Person A is annoyed as fuck*
Person A: Fuck you stupid fucktard teacher. Suck my balls and lick my ass!
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Ha! It's hilarious that this is the topic because (believe it or not) I was going post this exact thing today but I fell asleep. That's hilarious! Damn... This is way less good now... Damn! Really! I was really thinking about this all night at work! Fuck me... I can't believe I dropped the ball on this one! It would have looked so cool because I totally would have preempted you thing. It would have looked like I have the ability to know the unknown again. Fuck!
Idiota "YoU sHoUlD kNoW wHo YoUr AuDiEnCe Is!"

Hym "I don't give a single fuck about who my audience is! I was ambivalent about it. (In the same way you were ambivalent about the outcome of my life) I don't care. This is intended to be REGARDLESS of who's listening. Like a soliloquy. 🫷😒 (The Jews don't like that I commited Fagan). But seriously... You're angry I fucked up your indoctrination! That's hilarious!

Idiota "If only we could indoctrinate the children right! Then everything would be great forever! I want them to think things they no longer think!"

Hym "Well... I guess it sucks to be you. Nobody want to exist with your indoctrinated fuck trophies. You been indoctrinating them wrong for millenia. Never once has it worked. It lead to THIS. Your need for ideological control is a repugnant miasma that I refuse to wade through. And that retarded bitch shouldn't have been stalking me. Someone should have told the truth sooner. You have no one to blame but yourselves. So, fuck you and your kids. Here. 🖕 Here's that. You can have it. Oh! And here's one for your kids 🖕. There. Now you both have one."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2023
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I know you are but what am I

A comeback that breaks everyones ankles in a matter of seconds
kid 1: Your super fat
kid 2: I know you are but what am I
by thatperfectkid101 May 10, 2023
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Governor So-Know-It-All

nickname from Congress for Dr. Sununu
Governor So-Know-It-All was a general contractor in NH.
by Coop Dupe December 1, 2022
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Governor So-Know-It-All

nickname from Congress for Dr. Sununu
Governor So-Know-It-All was a general contractor in NH.
by Coop Dupe December 1, 2022
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Knowings

The word comes into play when you write a sentence is such a way that the verb/noun wouldn't fit.
so bc your non-native English speaking ass learned that directly translating a word from your native language can work you try it here.
it doesn't work.
A: So with all my Knowings-
B: Wtf are Knowings
by Nokumoma December 3, 2022
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i know where you live

what a person says when they know your residence.
Person 1: Hey man, how are you?!
Person 2: I know where you live.
Person 1: Where do I live then?
Person 2: 6 Curthill street
by the best pahntom December 7, 2022
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