A man with a massive cock and come pull any girl that he wants including he has awesome powers like superspeed, wolverine claws and superstrength and will also be a porn star when he's older and have sex with any Girl that he wants also don't trust Jordan because he will fuck your mum as hard as he can and then she will be obsessed and always invite him in and favour him over you
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The act of destroying any Apple iMac for various reasons. A reference to when Jordan U destroyed his 2017 iMac to take the HDD out.
"I was being so frustrated with my slow Core 2 Duo iMac so I had to do Jordan U data recovery on it"
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Get the Jordan mug.Jordan is a boy just like no other. But don’t get me wrong if he is angry at somthing he won’t wait for a first punch. Jordan’s are funny,caring,stupid and cute alit of girls like him Jordan’s like girls who he can get along with and who he has things in common with Jordan’s are often the first to get there and the last to leave they are like night owls up in the night asleep in the day Jordan’s often like girls for long periods of time and a like turns into a love don’t break Jordan’s ❤️ Bc trust me you will pay
Girl1:omg did you see that guy Jordan oooo so hot
Girl2: ya but he has a girlfriend
Girl1:that’s shit bro
Girl2:I know aye
Girl2: ya but he has a girlfriend
Girl1:that’s shit bro
Girl2:I know aye
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Get the Jordan mug.A word the media has taken to use as it depicts the n word but, is undercover as only pussy bitch white boys use this common phrase.
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