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Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum

No matter who you are and no matter where you are, there’s always a very small chance Jimmy Kimmel will appear and sexually assault you in moments notice.

It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.
Jay and Jeff subconsciously sat with their backs facing the wall of the bar. With the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum top of mind, they both agreed to have their eyes peeled on the door.
by Eddie Lacy's Cousin May 31, 2024
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Jimmy Up

"Jimmy Up" in Australia means to use Jim's Group for your services. Jim's Group you ask? Australia is a land of Jim's be it cleaning, mowing, removals, plumbing etc. Jim's is the biggest service-based franchisee business in the Southern hemisphere. It provides small business love & care with big business trust.
Tony: Oh Jane wanted to move her house, did she find a removalist?
Alicia: Yeah, she's really happy I suggested her to "Jimmy Up" her move.
by beezeebouy November 29, 2020
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Stinging Jimmy

The very end of a joint, which tends to “sting” your lungs upon inhalation due to the burning of the built up tar. Also called a “roach”.
Aw fuck, now our joint has turned into a stinging jimmy.
by Ann Tifa November 1, 2021
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Jimmy

Someone that is beloved by his friends but never fully understood. But he fucks his friends girlfriends whose name starts with e. All around great guy.
Jimmy is sick a fucking legend!
by Datboytdog April 6, 2019
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Jimmy Blasted

Exclamation for when you get blown up by a creeper in Mine-craft.
Oh shit man, I just got Jimmy Blasted!!!
by moneymonkey123 January 28, 2018
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jimmy

a funny, cool guy that is almost everyones friend.
Alan:Jimmy is so funny.
by 69lickdicker69 March 3, 2019
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Jimmy

A little man with a small dick

Or an absolute douchebag
"Hi Jimmy, nice mini Jimmy there" And then you laugh
by FECKULOL April 12, 2019
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