Jack Avery

Whitney Garcias daddy. he is a damn fucking snack and can choke me all he wants

Jack Avery is a fucking daddy

by Deepthroatingjackramen June 14, 2019

Jack Webb

A factual telling of a situation or story.

(For the benefit of you young folks, Jack Webb was the main character on the old DRAGNET television series. His most spoken line was, "The FACTS, m'am. Just the FACTS.")

When Cookie limped into Doctor Bob's office with a cast on her foot, he said, "what happened to your foot?" Cookie replied, 'It was sort of cold yesterday so I wore my black wool coat and a little green hat that matched the stripe on the coat to take out Mitzi for her morning pee-pee, she wasn't feeling too well because she got her rabies shot yesterday, and...."

Doctor Bob interrupted her, "I want the {Jack Webb}!"

Cookie replied, "Oh, I fell down the stairs ..."

by Mensa Cookie December 20, 2010

Struggle Jacking

The action of groups equating issues with the struggles African Americans have faced in the United States, no matter how small or ridiculous they sound.

Johnny Hall that struggle jacking dumbass really tried to equate wearing a mask with slavery. This dumbass then said that social distancing is jim crow all over again.

by Bigrick9 October 5, 2020

Dirty jack

The act of Being sucked off while you play with a girls ass like bongos

I have her a dirty jack last night

by Melonsssss April 29, 2020

Pulling a jack

Pulling a jack is when you come in with the most freaking clutch in the whole freaking world.

Boy 1: did you see how he won the game no sweat
Boy 2: yea he’s so cracked at fortnight my guy
Boy 1: yea he won that game just in time
Boy 2: he must have been pulling a jack

by Obviousb1tch May 23, 2022

Slot-jacked

When you reserved a conference room slot and the person with the time slot before you eats into your time, while looking at you waiting through the window.

Tim slot-jacked the big conference room because he had the president on a conference call and couldn't get him to hang up.

by #1 peon June 28, 2010

Jack horsery

The act of screwing around like a jackass.

Katlyn kept sending me strange non work related text. I asked her nicely to stop the jack horsery.

by Sweet Matty A March 6, 2019