Blood Cookie

A blood cookie is a person, usually a fat ass, that donates blood so they can get free cookies at the end.

"This fat ass blood cookie looked like a fucking ghost after she donated so much fucking blood for free cookies"

by John Furydamn September 26, 2018

sweaty cookie

When you nut on the cookies you made with your mom

I made sweaty cookies with you mom

by Brock Mills September 20, 2016

bust a cookie

a midwestern word for u-turn

“okay up here busyt a cookie”
“you passed the turn are you dumb bust a cookie

by benoftheweek April 3, 2021

Cookie foot

Cookie foot or cookie footing . One Shuffling down the street lost all Control of body and normalcy. Usually caused by many days of off excessive Meth or crack use

You see the junkie cookie footing down the street

by Fredlocks August 27, 2019

Cookie-gasm

The sound created when biting into a perfectly baked cookie.

(eater bites into cookie)

Eater- oooooh yessssss

bystander- I think they just had a cookie-gasm

by coffeeshopgirl April 10, 2010

Cookie Rage

When a person that has been on "Smart for Life" or another one of those "cookie diets" is so hungry and upset at not being able to eat regular food that they are extremely touchy, volatile and potentially violent. Liable to snap at the slightest provocation.

Dude1: Hey, should i ask Anthony if it would be O.K. to...
Dude2: Whoa! You want him to Cookie Rage on you! Keep your mouth shut and ask him next week when he is eating regular food!

by WeeeGeee March 8, 2011

Cookie Monster

Born February 29, 1976 in Hollis, Queens, Jeffrey Bruce Atkins known as "Ja Rule" is an American rapper known for such hits as Mesmerize and Always on Time.

Jake: Have you heard that one Ja Rule song?

Chad: I think you mean "Have you heard that one Cookie Monster song?".

by Driver Nephi November 17, 2021