if-coding

When you start writing a code and find yourself overusing conditional/if statements inefficiently, making your code long, messy and unreadable. This strategy is often used by people new to coding, or people that have not planned out how they will write their program. In addition to spamming if statements, if-coders also often do not follow the rules of object oriented programming. They will often only have one class file and will include all of the code for the objects they could have made in that class, resulting in a (very) long code that is hard to read and hard to expand off of, which often leads to code abandonment.

Example 1*

Person 1: Last night I was making a pretty cool game, but I found myself if-coding, and I had to abandon it.

Person 2: Oh wow that's gotta suck.

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Example 2*

New Coder: Hey check out this cool game I made!

Experienced Coder: This is a big piece of if-code. Your game sucks.

New Coder: Well my mom thought it was pretty cool...

by YetAnother13YearOldBoy November 12, 2013

Webb Coding

Webb Coding is when you push untested newly developed code and start coding the next update before patching the former one.

"Damn Matt, I didn't realize you were so into Webb Coding."

by Shadou December 12, 2018

i code

'I code' means I understand you or I got you flow.

Jeff: I can't come out bro, my girl is being crazy.
Botha: it's alright g, I code.

by 21jeff December 21, 2015

The Code

Never bend never fold

"jay got hit with the charges but he stuck to the code and didn't rat"

by FuckTwelveOnGang July 16, 2021

Mormon Code

If someone is having gay thoughts they need to turn them off like a light switch.

I started having thoughts of Jared. Luckily I followed the Mormon Code! homo bad

by Queen of the anal June 9, 2016

Code “J”

When Jack and Jeremy fall at the exact same time, no matter the cause

When Jack threw a rubber ball at a wall, and it bounced then hit Jeremy in the head, we had a major Code “J”

by PChamileon97 January 15, 2019

The Guy Code

If a guy friend asks to hang out. Another guy may never back out to hang out with a chick. The only acceptable time to back out is if sex is involved. If no sex is involved, the only way for the guy who backed out to repent is to buy the guy who asked to hang out food, beer, or a full tank of gas. If food, beer, or a full tank of gas is not bought, it is acceptable to shun the guy who backed out for a maximum of 24hrs. But this action is not required. It is also acceptable to give him shit for it. But if the guy who backed out tells you to 'Fuck off', the guy who asked to hang out must cease the shit talking immediately, and never bring it up again.

Example A:
"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"

"I know bro, but I scored last night! And she was a straight 10/10"

"BRO NO FUCKING WAY! GOOD SHIT MY GUY!"

Example B:

"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"

"I know bro, let's go to the bar. On me. I know the guy code"

"Alright bet. I'll be over in 15 mins."

Example C:

"Bro, you totally ditched me to hang with some girl last night!"

"I know bro, I almost scored last night. But we can hang some other time."

"Sorry man, yesterday was my day off. I can't for another 3 days. And you know the guy code"

by mysourceisthatImadeitthefuckup September 5, 2022