St mark the evangelist

Welcome to the worst school you will ever hear about. A school where the class of 2020 has the most fakes in the entire world (especially in one home room where one girl had her nudes seen by every 8th grader last year). Oh and don’t forget a shit faculty. Horrible teachers. Classes that you won’t ever use in your life time. Teachers has shit grading skills. Unfair dress code. And a p.e. Teacher who gives you pedophile vibes

Someone: “what school do you go to”
Someone: “st mark the evangelist”
that one girl: “I go to that school and everyone has seen my nudes!”

by 1234488382828283 September 14, 2019

Pulling an evan

When you have an object or some sort of item that is very special to you and holds not only real-world value, but special value to you (like a rare trading card, etc.) And a friend or somebody you know purchases the item you have only because they don't want people to praise you for having that thing, essentially trying to 1-up the other person. This is different from purchasing something once because what the other person has looks and seems cool to you.

Guy 1: whenever I get a new MTG card, Guy 3 gets exactly whatever I get after I show him!

Guy 2: seems sus, maybe he's pulling an evan

by Ridiculously June 18, 2020

aleksandra and evangeline

Aleksandra and Evangeline usually get called siblings, they are best friends and they always laugh their heads off together. Oh btw hi Evangeline!! (or hi kate!)

Person one: Whos laughing?
person two: Sounds like two people?
person one: OHH its probably aleksandra and evangeline!

by evesfriendalex July 15, 2020

Pulling an evan

when someone ghosts you for more than a day

he/she haven’t texted me back

yea he’s pulling an evan

by jeff15555 September 11, 2020

Pulling-an-Evan

The act of starting a Videogame and quitting partway through.

Joe: Hey has Jake finished the the new Final Fantasy game yet?

Jim: No, that bastard's Pulling-an-Evan.

by Yintono November 11, 2020

my loml evan

someone who is very kind and has a very cute butthole. he loves deeply and makes u feel like a little kid on christmas simply by hanging out with him. he’s scared of poop and diapers (or maybe he loves them). he’s very creatively gifted and talented and creates incredible, original art pieces and has a way of making it seem effortless. he’s very intelligent and knows so many things. mini library. very good kisser and even better dick.

them: i’ve never been with someone who is perfect and amazing and loves me deeply
me: of course you haven’t you aren’t dating my loml evan

by love u xoxo December 21, 2020

Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights

The Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights is a person who turns 15 tomorrow and still praises the sun because they are simply an Evan

OMG you are SUCH a Canadian Shaggy Spy Ezekiel Evan who is obsessed with knights 😱😱😱

by TKM06 July 6, 2021