swamp-donkey

A woman that does sexual favors in exchange for her drug of choice, usually minimal amounts.

That hoodrat will suck your dick good for a dub sack. What a fuckin' swamp-donkey.

by B$LL October 11, 2012

donkey snorfle

The person that kisses people with donkey faces, ugly women or actual donkeys.

Man did you see his last girls?
Yeah hes such a donkey snorfle.

by porch monkey 420 January 19, 2008

the donkey show

An independent film consisting of comedian actors, who perform funny skits and daring stunts with a "home-video" style of filming. www.thedonkeyshow.tk

The Donkey Show is hilarious!

by Justin Steeley March 14, 2005

Donkey Dick

A guy who tries very hard to impress the ladies, often lying about his past and income. Someone who cannot hold his liquor. Someone who is nice to your face but kicks you like a jackass would, when your backs turned. A guy who ghosts women, doesn't pay his child support. Worse yet, he "isn't allowed to see his kids". The bottom of the barrel of the dating pool. A donkey dick. Sometimes known as "swinging donkey dick"

That guy Karl, he has several kids by several women, he's a real donkey dick.

by MoistJoyce November 8, 2019

Donkey Khan

The act of striking a woman in the nose, before sexual relations, with the intent of causing a nose bleed that would run down the outside of her mouth mocking a Mongol mustache.

Also see: Naughty Genghis

"Can I please Donkey Khan you? I have been thinking of it all day."

by nortydud March 7, 2010

Donkeyed up

An expression uttered when something is done totally wrong or not to standard. This phrase seems to be used in very conservative communities instead of saying more vile and filthy things such as fucked up or dicked up.

Look at this beer I ordered!! I wanted a reguar Dos Equis, and I got a Dos Equis Amber!! That bartender is all donkeyed up!

by race08 October 17, 2008

donkey shit

a boy who talks to much preferbaly caled matie

your name means donkey shit

by donkey shits November 27, 2018