feed da geese

beat off (see taking herman to the circus)

between classes i ran to the bathroom and began feeding the geese.

by porter November 12, 2003

off da books

to make money illegally, such as not reporting it in your income taxes. i.e., drug money, gambling, etc.

"gettin mad money off da books this year"

by thomas February 10, 2004

LOT DA HERR

the act of being fly

MAdeline and MAllory are soo LOT DA HERRR

by Mallory Madeline December 23, 2008

Doot-da-doo

The cardboard roll in the center of toilet paper, paper towels, wrapping paper etc.

Husband- "Don't throw away the doot-da-doo"!
Wife- "What's a doot-da-doo"?
Husband- (places paper towel roll to lips) "DOOT-DA-DOO"!!! (Smiles)

by Bigdude716 August 06, 2018

1st of da monf

First of the month, when welfare checks are received in the mail and generally spent on drugs and malt liquor. Popularized by the Mid-1990's rap group "Bone Thugz in Harmony" with their song "First of da Month"

Ya gotta wake up wake up wake up, its da first of da mooonnfff

by Busy Bone August 04, 2003

Poop da Whoop

Variation of the infamous "Shoop da Whoop", very similar in trajectory force and facial expression. Begins as a normal deuce, quickly a-chargin' in the bowels, the rectum states "I'M A FIRIN MY DEUCE!" at the height of the moment.

Stall 1: hey can you pass me some tp?
stall 2: I'M A CHARGIN MY BUMHOLE!
stall 1:BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!
STALL 2:POOP DA WHOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!ONE

by Bboy Maestro February 19, 2010

da funk

Funky STD such as genital herpis, gfunk and so on.

Also see: rotten twat

Daniel slept with Kathy and now Daniel has da funk.

by b-ray March 21, 2005