porter's definitions

flasza

Name given to an extremely overweight person. Usually on the prowl for some prey, which i might add he never gets. About 5'8" and a major JEW. Conceited, a prick, maybe even a deusche bag. You never know when he will strike but watch out...a wannabe P-I-M-P

No examples needed...

by Porter February 14, 2005

feed da geese

beat off (see taking herman to the circus)

between classes i ran to the bathroom and began feeding the geese.

by porter November 11, 2003