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Harvey's bristol cream

When a man ejaculates into a woman's hairbrush without her knowledge and the next day she ends up using it. This gives a wondorous sheen to the woman's hair. Not to be confused with elena's fish oil, the female version of this act.
Phil upset with his wife's cooking, decided that she needed a shot of Harvey's bristol cream, unwittingly knowing that her hair would look beautiful afterwards.
by Phillis S. Mallets January 14, 2010
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oopsie cream pie

when you are having anal, make it seem like you are going to blow a load in the chicks ass, but "slip" and instead blow a load in the chicks pussy. this gets them very mad
Im pissed at Josh, he messsed up my cream pie, and made it an oopsie cream pie.
by Kirby® June 19, 2007
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jelly and cream

A person who is Jewish, but we call a JEW.
Look at the fucking jelly and creams, they're noses are bigger then their head!
by Mack Hardy June 22, 2008
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Oatmeal Cream Pie

When a man is being deepthroated by his drunk partner and the partner throws up on his dick, and then he cums on his partner's face.
I Oatmeal Cream Pied Little Debbie after that party last weekend, she needs to learn how to take a dick better.

Mike was the first to fall asleep, so I shoved my dick down his throat and gave him an Oatmeal Cream Pie.
by KDJDJLBHCSMSMG March 28, 2010
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DTF Ice Cream

When a girl is DTF but can not find a boy to fuck she then chooses ice cream.
Tom turned down sex tonight. Time for some DTF Ice Cream.
by AhChoo! November 10, 2009
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Chocolate Ass Cream

This is a slang term for poo because chocolate is brown and it comes from your ass. Thus meaning poo
My daughter left a load of chocolate ass cream in her nappy/diaper
by icchie March 8, 2009
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filipina cream pie

Cum dripping from a filipa's girls pussy.
I was fucking this filipina girl and shot my cum into her tight pussy. As I withdrew my cum was dripping from her pussy making a filipina cream pie.
by Asianpoker October 16, 2021
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