Peters up a coffee

As a trade employee, on your way to work before going to the jobsite, you stop in at your employers office to take a shit & steal a coffee

Just gonna stop at the office to peters up a coffee

by tbor852 November 4, 2025

Curtain Call Coffee Bar

Discovering not long after having outrageous butt sex, then going to the bathroom from dropping a hot, steamy "deuce" that you're not quite done yet in the bathroom.

Mark and I made up last night, he had a Curtain Call Coffee Bar experience.

by eightrackplaya November 11, 2025

Coffee Giggle Time

1. When a group, or gathering of people gather together planned or not, around a coffee pot, coffee shop or social situation that involves coffee, and gab, socialize, gossip and start laughing and smiling.

2. An excuse to escape everything and drink coffee.

1. Let’s meet at Starbucks for “coffee giggle time!”

2. I need to not work so hard and have “coffee giggle time!”

by Charrid December 17, 2025

Mexican Coffee Mug

A Mexican coffee mug is when a woman pours hot coffee into her rectum and a man or woman drinks the coffee out of her ass.

“Dude why does your breath smell like shit” Because i drank out of my mexican coffee mug.

by weirdwordsontheinternet January 4, 2026

Apple Turnover And A Coffee

Euphemism for Fucking Your friends Mum In The Face

Dave's running late, he just had to stop for an Apple Turnover And A Coffee

Guess what I had for Breakfast? An Apple Turnover And A Coffee

Do you boys want to stop in for a quick Apple Turnover And A Coffee?

by DunkyFonk January 9, 2026

Danger Close Coffee

In close air support, Artillery fire, naval gun fire and mortar support fires, it is the term included in the method for engagements of a call for fire, this term indicates that friendly forces are within close proximity of a target. A legal and addictive stimulant.

Coffee is cheaper than meth.

Danger close Coffee is cheaper than meth.

by D.C.C. November 23, 2021

Coffee Ice Scramble

Ice scramble, also known as iskrambol, is a Filipino dessert that is believed to have originated in Iloilo. It is a popular street food made of shaved ice and evaporated milk, and is often topped with chocolate syrup, marshmallows, and candy sprinkles.

Coffee Ice Scrambled originated in Iloilo City on February 3, 2025 with Mariano Lopez Arenas as the inspiration.

by Victor Martin Soriano ILOILO February 3, 2025