floor coffee

When you dump coffee grounds all over the floor at the same time that your floor is flooded with water.

I tried to make a batch of cold brew while doing laundry, but I ended up making a house full of floor coffee.

by LaceARoo June 17, 2018

Coffee creamer

A slur for lightskins

Spence shut up you stupid coffee creamer

by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025

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by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025

coffee

the best thing in the entire world that cures my depression yet it's so addicting

i love coffee, coffee is my everything, coffee is my happiness, coffee is my favorite, coffee is my world, coffee is my love!!!!!

by anonymous February 23, 2023

coffee sick

When you're so hyped up on coffee your body starts rejecting it. It can be confused with the flu if you've been around people who've had it (if you got your immunization shots then this would rule it out)

One moment: OMG IM CAFFINATED I HAD TO CUPS OF COFFEE

The next moment you're rushing to the bathroom holding your stomach for dear life,

"Damn it (ughplr) I'm coffee sick again

by Funnyjake2011 July 8, 2016

Party Coffee

A coffee you drink before a night out. A caffeine kick for those times you feel like you're far too tired to get your rave on.

Get a Party Coffee down your neck and you'll be ready to go!

by CaffieneFiend October 20, 2010

Coffee

My literal lifeblood, if I do not have my morning coffee, the world will burn at the hands of me.

Jim: “Hey dude, have you had your morning coffee yet?”

Brian: In front of 35 ft. white phosphorus cloud* “No Jim, I don’t believe I have.”

by anonymous December 10, 2020