Coffee Rip

A small hit of marijuana that you hold in while you relax your chest muscles, intending to come close to asphyxiation.

Everyone take coffee rips because we are almost out of weed.
If I'm trying to conserve my herb, I just take a coffee rip.

by poorprogamming June 27, 2017

jacky coffee

An alternative version of the infamous "ookie cookie", bored bi-curious males take turns jacking off into a cup of coffee. The last guy to add his cream has to drink the whole thing. No sugar. No Coffee Mate. Straight up.

"We weren't sure who won that game of Jacky Coffee, we all came at the same time!!"

by unkemptfunbags January 23, 2016

Shred Coffee

The coffee breed of energy drink such as Java Monster. as opposed to the carbonated flavors (commonly referred to as "rock juice"), consumed by musicians who are preparing to shred.

With 20 minutes until show time, the guitarist slammed his shred coffee in less then 10 seconds.

by zenguitar June 15, 2010

Coffee Culture

ideas and belief for coffee by our society

when i came to india i felt coffee culture

by bhattvinit November 26, 2021

Swedish coffee

Very thin coffee.

"You know how some coffee is so thin you can see the bottom of a cup? Well, Swedish coffee is so thin that you can see the IKEA logo underneath it."

by coffee junky 69 November 07, 2021

Coffeeing

When the coffee doesn't boost your energy level and you still feel like killing someone.

Hi Tom, I just had my early morning coffee but it is not coffeeing.

by S-Tiana February 17, 2023

Tub Coffee

Coffee that one enjoys in the tub and or shower. A tub coffee is traditionally black coffee but can we enjoyed as any kind of coffee.

The was a good cup of tub coffee

by funny haha kid March 17, 2021