Canadian lumberjack oral sex 

When a bearded man performs oral sex on another man

Lantz has a beard and sucked another man's dick he's such a Canadian lumberjack oral sex

Canadian lumberjack oral sex by Lickofshit August 3, 2024

Canadian Jelqing 

To Jelq one must yank thy penis to enlarge,
Canadian Jelqing is to put a large source of Maple Syrup, cheese, Gravy, Snow, Moose hide, on the tip of the penis to enlarge it

Hey dude have you heard anything about Canadian Jelqing Lets try it!

Canadian Jelqing by THEjelqmaxer August 7, 2024

Canadian Masturbate 

The act of freezing ones foreskin to the point it snaps and cracks when one gets an erection.

"Don't pick a fight with me, or I'll Canadian Masturbate all over you!"

Canadian Masturbate by Nacho Gomez October 9, 2024

Canadian detox 

The art of drilling a hole in a Canadian maple tree and using maple syrup as lube to fuck it.

Me: “Hey Ben I heard you broke your phone on Tuesday”
Ben: “Yeah but I’m on my Canadian detox era and I’ve never felt better”

Canadian detox by AbandonedPenguin November 30, 2024

Canadian detox 

The art of drilling a hole in a Canadian maple tree and using maple syrup as lube to fuck it.

Me: “Hey Ben I heard you broke your phone on Tuesday”
Ben: “Yeah but I’m on my Canadian detox era and I’ve never felt better”

Canadian detox by AbandonedPenguin November 30, 2024

Canadian Lampshade

When a uncircumcised man puts his foreskin around a lightbulb cums on it takes it out then sticks it in his own asshole.

Yesterday I saw Luis give himself a canadian lampshade

Canadian Lampshade by CP master December 8, 2024

Canadian Cowboy Hat 

A Canadian Cowboy Hat is when you when you wear some who just gave birth's placenta as a hat.

I did a Canadian Cowboy Hat when my wife gave birth to out first-born.

Canadian Cowboy Hat by POROMONHATER1 December 11, 2024