Cow SMP

A minecraft serevr for bad people who ahve committed mass felonies. OMG did you know that smp in cow smp stands for Serious Murderous People, no cyap :skull: x7

COW SMP HELLA OVERRATED NO CYAP, :skull: x7

by morebitchesbythesecond April 30, 2022

Cow

This is what I call my sister. 🥰

Hey Cow, have you washed the dishes?

by anonymous January 23, 2021

Cow

It's beef. not chicken. yeet=kick a cow day. oof. you died. main menu. respawn.

I yetted a sexy cow

by The yeetosaurus September 6, 2019

Gigantic Scottish Cow!

An exclamation for when you want to say f*ck, motherf*cker, or any word of the sort. Not only will this have you curse less, but also probably will have the people around you laugh when you say it. It's not slang yet, but it will be. If it isn't, well, gigantic scottish cow.

1. "Dude, I can't go to the party." "Why?" "Because my mom is a gigantic scottish cow." *dying of laughter, and they both feel better*
2. "Son of a gigantic scottish cow." *tears come out of his eyes as he laughs*
3. The driver stuck her middle finger up at the other driver. "Gigantic scottish cow!" *everyone stops honking to laugh at that joke*

by Aditis May 29, 2017

Cow

Your ex

You : "oh hey Cow ... I mean jake"

by NeomiHopeAli November 30, 2016

cow-tippin'

crazy, wild, radical

fran: "did you hear about that wild party last night?"
kylie: "woa yeah that was cow-tippin'!"

emma: "these cake pops we're eating are sooo good!"
kylie: "yeah these be cow-tippin'"

by frankie228 November 11, 2021

Cow Piss

How some foreigners misheard the Romanized name of the popular Japanese drink Calpis which is Karupisu, A soda made from milk.

Steve: Hey Joe, Do you have any drink that we can have for our pajama party
Joe: How about some Cow Piss?
Steve: What's a Cow Piss?
Joe: A Soda that is made from milk and is similar to a bottle of Ice Cold Vanilla Coca-Cola but looks more like a yogurt drink

by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes January 26, 2021