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Book Drinking

The act of chugging Jack Daniels (or any other alcoholic beverage) to make reading fun.
person 1 "you wanna try Book Drinking to knock the assignment in English."
person 2 "sure, but i doubt well remember anything"
by MasonBigDumb532 January 25, 2025
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The Book Worm

To cut a hole through a book with large girth, then insert your penis into it and go to town.
Yesterday I went to the library and saw two guys doing The Book Worm.
by The T.V Dinner May 20, 2015
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Book of Dong

Our Scarra, who art in heaven, dognitas be thy name, thy donger come, thy dong be done, in LoL as it is in heaven, give us this day our daily bowflex, and forgive us of our #heimermechanics, as we forgive those who #heimermechanic against us, and lead us not into FrankerZ, but deliver us from Odee.

Praise the Lord and everlasting Scarra, praise his son Qtpie, our savior, and praise the holy dong, it flows through us all and gives us life. For without the dong, man would not have conquered the bowflex, and the world would be lost to FrankerZ.

At the table, Qtpie took the bread, gave thanks and said "take this all of you, this is my body, it has been given up for you. Do this in memory of me." When supper was finished, Qtpie took the cup, gave thanks and said, "take this and drink from it, this is my blood, it has been shed for you and for all so that your sins may be forgiven, do this in memory of me."

And when Qtpie looked upon summoners rift and, behold, it was corrupt; for the FrankerZ had corrupted his way on the rift.

(Book of Dong 6:12)

And Qtpie said to Scarra, "The end of all minions is to come before me; for the rift is filled with violence through them; and, behold, I will destroy them with the dong."

(Book of Dong 6:13)

And so Scarra said that it was to rain for 40 days and 40 nights, so Qtpie gathered up all of the dongers, FrankerZs and bowflexes, and he build himself a great ship, an arc, and it was where he would save dognitas from the calamity.
Holy fuck I love the Book of Dong. It's great!
by theFreddy99 June 25, 2017
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book

cover of pages with words.
Marker, TPOT 5: "Here, read this book."
by hydorus shui October 3, 2023
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reading the same book

When two or more people are on the same page about something or talking about the same thing
by bananajoe August 23, 2020
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book stalking

The act of analyzing a person's book collection as a means of analyzing the person.
I was book stalking Steve in his Zoom background and he has a copy of The Fountainhead
by lifto January 5, 2021
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Read a book

1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.
1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."

2. Joe: "Earth is round."

Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"
by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017
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