boner child

When your mother was impregnated naturally rather than with artificial insemination.

(tick here if you are a boner child).........

by ChildrenOfTheBoner January 15, 2016

Jealousy Boner

A boner that occurs when you witness something so impressive that it turns you on because you wish you could do it to. Not necessarily sexual.

Person 1: Hey Ben! How’s your jealousy boner?
Person 2: My what?!?!
Person 1: Your jealousy boner that you got after you watched Josh eat that mixed kebab without spilling anything!
Person 2: I’m leaving...

by John St.Ben March 3, 2019

Liquid Boner

Another name for making a girl wet.

"Man, you totally give me a liquid boner just then! I'm so wet!"

by LOLingAllTheWay March 12, 2014

Bagpipe Boner

An event wherein a certain tune, played on bagpipes, is so beautiful that a male who is listening to the tune experiences an erection. Also defined as a Piperection, bagpipe boners are more common in enthusiastic male bagpipers, all sexuality aside.

"Dude, I was listening to Scotland The Brave and got a total Bagpipe Boner."

"Wow, you'll get hard off anything..."

by Miss-terElliot December 28, 2013

Fanboy Boner

The sort of boner one gets when they see something they are very passionate about

He got a fanboy boner after seeing the new trailer for his favortie franchise

by AyysianBoi June 15, 2018

Feelings Boner

When your girlfriend or boyfriend is cute and affectionate it gives your feelings a boner.

Oh my god Mikayla, you are so cute. You just gave me a feelings boner.

by Babelyloo May 16, 2019

Boner Extinguisher

The ugly girl you stare at to get rid of a boner.

"Damn, just looking at that boner extinguisher made me soft."

"Man, that girls a total boner extinguisher."

by Supabetch September 6, 2013