horror boner

when you're scared but also turned on by a situation.
dude i just found my friends moms nipple clamps, ive got such a horror boner!
by BILLIIIEIIEIEIEIEI April 28, 2016
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respect the boner

To acknowledge that your boyfriend or husband has a boner for good reason and willingly have sex with him.
I gave you a massage for a whole hour. All I want is a quick blow job. Respect the boner.
by 2014_chiguy April 18, 2014
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Clitoral boner

The clitoris extends 3 to 4 inches inside of the body. When stimulated the clitoris shaft reacts like a penis going from flaccid to raising up.
Ooh girl, that man is giving me a clitoral boner, he's daddy. SHWING!
by Ravenknowsall March 04, 2018
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rona boner

An interminable condition caused by extended periods spent in self-isolation during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 absent of sexual stimulus from another human.
a) Tom's Rona Boner is getting pretty bad, he straight up just changed his facebook cover photo to a dick pic.
b) They've limited the purchase quantity of vaseline at the local supermarket - that'll be on account of the Rona Boner.
by Haunted Fax Machine March 30, 2020
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Boner Apron

A personal protective device designed to conceal rage boners.
My co-worker REALLY pissed me off today. Luckily, I was wearing my boner apron so no one could see just how angry I was.
by Garf144 June 22, 2020
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outrage boner

A condition where feeling angry or upset is manufactured for the purposes of self gratification.
The man’s veiny outrage boner throbbed anytime they felt the upset about a contentious situation that they went out of their way to put themselves in.
by possiblyben February 24, 2019
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angel boner

When you encounter someone so heavenly that you get an erection
Dude she gave me a wicked angel boner
by Vickyleo1994 May 21, 2014
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