slow on the boner

To be "slow on the boner" is to suffer from temporary erectile dysfunction at inconvenient times, such as pre-coitus. Less commonly, the term is also applied to the refractory period.

"I was ready to go ham, but I was slow on the boner so I decided to go down on her first."

by 69thCircleofHell September 22, 2014

Boner Bow

Having to bow to urinate in the toilet because you have a boner and you don't want the urine to hit the ceiling.

I woke up this morning with morning wood and had to do a Boner Bow.

by eatmorchickn March 30, 2014

boner narcalepsy

a medical condition restricted to male's caused by abnormally large erections that very suddenly drain all the blood from the brain when it's required to erect the penis inturn causing the patient to loose concousness.

So the doctor finally diagnosed my problem bro, he says it's a clear case of boner narcalepsy| , I geuss your mom was right man!

by Vendetta Fist September 19, 2017

Boner Explosion

When you get a very sudden boner

When a naked woman fell out of the sky, I got a boner explosion.

by Iliekurass June 9, 2014

Boner Disease

When a man is unable to keep it in his pants, regardless of marital status. Often referred to as “sex addiction” by those irresponsible men seeking an excuse.

Damn Jenny...I bet he told you he had boner disease...that jerk!

by jennyboner October 29, 2019

Boner Dispenser

A person, usually female, that causes a males penis to become erect very quickly

amy is a boner dispenser.... ;p

by TheAlmightyBonerDispenser July 28, 2011

Feelings Boner

When your girlfriend or boyfriend is cute and affectionate it gives your feelings a boner.

Oh my god Mikayla, you are so cute. You just gave me a feelings boner.

by Babelyloo May 16, 2019