Seniorita beater

Term for san miguel, strong Spanish lager and reference to Stella (known as wife beater)

I’ll have another seniorita beater…

by Noj83 September 21, 2021

The Better Bagel

The bagel that broke the internet. Featuring the same net carb content as 2 slices of banana, 26g protein. No added sugar. Basically everybody's dream come true. It's the holy grain. The future. The most epic discovery of the 21st century. It's been reported that people are willing to do anything to get their hands on more Better Bagels. Some have tried trading their kids. The magic cannot be explained.

I really wish I was eating The Better Bagel instead of these carb-filled, high-calorie ones.

by BetterBagel November 23, 2021

Wife Beater

The lager formerly known as Stella Artois.

Dean has had too many Wife Beaters and is going to batter Sheila.

by Big Sniff November 23, 2021

Dick Beater's Arm

When one of your arms is noticeably stronger or larger than the other, giving the impression that one beats their dick excessively. Does not have to be caused by dick beating, any activity that results in uneven arm musculature can be considered dick beater's arm.

I recently started practicing my axe skills, but only my right arm is getting any stronger. I'm going to get dick beater's arm!

by TheBikesman November 25, 2021

button beater

A Button Beater is any electronic device used to stimulate a women's clitoris, to the point where she has an orgasm.

If you have a problem with your daughter always sexting, buy her a Button Beater, so she can get her frustrations out and her focus back where it should be.

by $RollSmoke November 28, 2021

bobby beater

An inflatable hammer wielded by children for the sole purpose of beating Bobby Vegas to death.

And here come the kids with Thier Bobby beaters. He's got no chance now.

by Purplebloke January 15, 2022

Water Beater

When someone who loves to jerks off in a body of water

Oh Rachel is a serious water beater.

by Dairydizzy January 15, 2022