Doctor: Do you want to vaccinate your kid ?
Anti-vaxxer: No Vaccines cause Autism !
Doctor: Umm I were did you find that out ?
Anti-vaxxer: I did 2 hours of research on Google and Wikipedia
Doctor: um I've had 14 years of medical research
and I think you should vaccinate your child for their safety.
Anti-vaxxer: My child is fine all he needs is a little essential oils and he'll be fine.
(looks at dying child)
Child: Momma... I'm dying because of measles
Doctor(quietly): Should have vaccinated.
Anti-vaxxer: No Vaccines cause Autism !
Doctor: Umm I were did you find that out ?
Anti-vaxxer: I did 2 hours of research on Google and Wikipedia
Doctor: um I've had 14 years of medical research
and I think you should vaccinate your child for their safety.
Anti-vaxxer: My child is fine all he needs is a little essential oils and he'll be fine.
(looks at dying child)
Child: Momma... I'm dying because of measles
Doctor(quietly): Should have vaccinated.
by Racoon Bandit December 9, 2019

by IDJ April 13, 2008

"damn bitch, you dropped your sprite (which happens to be full of vodka) bottle on my shoe... thats like... anti-krunk"
by Wang_Chung May 13, 2005

by pppppp26478474747 February 25, 2021

The excuse your give your friends when you have been spending all of your time with your recently adopted Stage-5 Clinger.
I didn't want to tell my friends that I have been spending all of my time with my new girlfriend, so I decided to just tell them that I was being anti-social.
by cupcakesandfun May 4, 2017

by Mr L. Ad April 15, 2008

Someone who boosts their destructive personality status by being seen in public and at high profile social events and clubs fighting, insulting other people or using drugs.
Pete Doherty is an anti-socialite.
by Prawny2 March 23, 2009
