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Shut up Thomas

Usually directs to thomas foster, yeah you b-day 3/3,
by Shut up thomas March 3, 2024
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Thoma

The housekeeper for the Kamisato Clan in Genshin Impact. Big tiddied, good hearted guy who is the absolute embodiment of a malewife.

This man will cook and clean for you, have a nice conversation with you any time, and make you feel like royalty. He’s that super supportive friend who always brings positivity everywhere they go.

He’s the type who’d always answer the phone, even in the middle of the night, just to keep you company. He’d remember your favorite foods so he can make them for you when you get home from a long day at work. He’d sit with you at lunch if you were alone. He’d give the best fucking pep talks when you’re feeling down and use his charisma to make anyone’s day better. Also? AMAZING with pets.

Not to mention GORGEOUS, probably every woman (and plenty of men, let’s be honest) in Inazuma, including the married ones, wanna fuck and date him. His smile is like the sun on the first warm day after winter finally breaks.

In other words, ultimate husband material.
Holy shit Thoma can fuck me any day he’d treat me so right”

“Omg I know I want his children so bad”
by moon_diver April 24, 2022
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thomas ferguson

the fucking goat...however if made angy he WILL touch you
by thomas'laptop March 26, 2025
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Jenna Thomas

I got my Jenna Thomas out and everyone laughed.
by acme15 October 29, 2019
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Thomas

The silliest goofus who tells funny stories with the most gorgeous blue eyes you will ever lay eyes on and laughter like sunshine incarnated.

He’s also hella the fuck smart, like *hello-??* He’s one of the most insightful folks you will meet in the history of ever, especially if you have a bonkers off the wall adhd brain like mwah.
Slightly anti-social though, and by slightly I mean extremely and by extremely I mean *holy shit*
Me: I might have a slight crush on Thomas
My beloved bsf: *looks me dead in the eyes* do not be a biscuithead, THIS-
by AnUnravelingUnknown June 23, 2023
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A Ross Thomas Tail

An over exaggerated story that far from factual.
A Ross Thomas tail was being told, it went a little like thisThe grass was pink that day back in 1916’
by Jay rae June 24, 2020
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Thomas Sarsfield

Thomas sarsfield is a stupid little cunt who thinks he’s a genius and has the nickname mr google
Don’t do a Thomas sarsfield
by Rihanna oaks March 13, 2022
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