turkey surprise

To collect feces and urine in a backed up pipe to make sludge and putting it in a pale to dump on someone.

When Doug walked out of his house i hit him with a turkey surprise

by TearDrop February 8, 2004

Jive Turkey

Literally means a pig language in early Africa. Only known by a few tribes that still speak in clicks today and are very uncivilized.

Wow, i thought jive turkey died out a long time ago.

by Marinesnipa October 4, 2006

Turkey Fucker

Matt isn't a Turkey Fucker, everyone who mentions the word Turkey to him is a fucktard!

Matt Does NOT fuck Turkey's - Harvey wants to though...!

by Mound December 6, 2004

Jive Turkey

Old school 70's term to say a "cool cat." Usually originates from the African American lingo or people but does not matter. Cool way to say hello also. Also adds in a good "pointless word" for comedy/humor between friends.

Mario: Hey Turkeys
James: Sup man?
-Or-
Matt: Yo roo, whats up?
Ruben: Whats up?
Matt: Nothing, man. Lets go swimming.
Ruben: *nods head* Jiive turkey! *jumps in*

Comment submitted with request to Delete - "A jive turkey is a derrogoratory term, it does not mean a "cool Cat"

by Roo-ben(Panda) July 2, 2003

cold turkeyy

When someone goes "cold turkey" they are giving you a cold shoulder.

She's gone cold turkeyy.

by stiastyles3 July 26, 2009

turkey noodles

1. A bowl of noodle soup with turkey in it.

2. A psychotic expression when a person feels like he'll go insane for a certain reason.

1. I had some turkey noodles for lunch and I wish I haven't.

2. Kyle ran about the room screaming "TURKEY NOODLES! TURKEY NOODLES! BORT! BORT!" because his dog was barking like mad.

by Jacob January 7, 2003

turkey bean

A turkey bean is a hot Italian stud lover who always makes you happy. He's the type of person that you want to spend the rest of your life with because you can't imagine yourself with anyone else. Every time you see him it's tiiiiimmmme to giiiiive him huuuuuggggs and you'll never stop loving him, no matter what hard times you go through with him. NO ONE will ever be better than da juju!!!!

Oh my gahhhhh look at that fiiiinnnne ass turkey bean.

by ToddieB October 19, 2006